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I hurried to the flat and found Flossie awaiting me, and in one of
most enchanting moods. It was Eva's birthday, as I was now informed
for the first time, and to do honour to the occasion, Flossie had put on a
costume in which she was to sell flowers at a fancy bazaar a few days
later. It consisted of a white tam-o'-shanter cap with a straight
upstanding feather-a shirt of the thinnest and gauziest white silk
falling open at the throat and having a wide sailor collar-a broad
lemon-coloured sash, a very short muslin skirt, lemon-coloured silk
stockings and high-heeled brown shoes. At the opening of the shirt, a
bunch of flame-coloured roses nestled between the glorious breasts, to
the outlines of which all possible prominence was given by the softly
clinging material. As she stood waiting to hear my verdict, her red lips
slightly parted, a rosy flush upon her cheeks, and love and laughter
beaming from the radiant eyes, the magic of her youth and beauty
seemed to weave a fresh spell around my heart, and a torrent of
passionate words burst from my lips as I strained the lithe young form
to my breast and rained kisses upon her hair, her eyes, her cheeks and
She took my hand in her hand and quietly led me to my favourite
chair, and then seating herself on my knee, nestled her face against my
cheek and said:
'Oh, Jack, Jack, my darling boy, how can you possibly love me like
that!' The sweet voice trembled and a tear or two dropped softly from
the violet eyes whilst an arm stole round my neck and red lips were
pressed in a long intoxicating kiss upon my mouth.
We sat thus for some time when Flossie jumped from my knee, and
We went hand in hand into the bedroom and found Eva still asleep.
On the chairs were laid her dainty garments, to which Flossie
drew my attention. All along the upper edge of the chemise and corset,
round the frills of the drawers and the hem of the petticoat, Flossie had
sewn a narrow chain of tiny pink and white rosebuds, as a birthday
surprise for her friend. I laughed noiselessly, and kissed her hand in
token of my appreciation of the charming fancy.
'Now for Eva's birthday treat,' whispered Flossie in my ear. 'Go
that corner and undress yourself as quietly as you can. I will help you.'
Flossie's 'help' consisted chiefly in the use of sundry wiles to
erection. As these included the slow frigging in which she was such an
adept, as well as the application of her rosy mouth and active tongue
to every part of my prick, the desired result was rapidly obtained.
'Now, Jack, you are going to have Eva whilst I look on. Some day, my
turn will come, and I want to see exactly how to give you the greatest
possible amount of pleasure. Come and stand here by me, and we'll
Wake her up.'
We passed round the bed and stood in front of Eva, who still slept
'Ahem!' from Flossie.
The sleeping figure turned lazily. The eyes unclosed and fell upon
picture of Flossie in her flower-girl's dress, standing a little behind me
and, with her right hand passed in front of me, vigorously frigging my
erected yard, whilst the fingers of the other glided with a softly
caressing motion over and under the attendant balls.
During the interval which followed, I offered my congratulations to
Eva and told her how sorry I was not to have known of her birthday
before, so that I might have presented a humble gift of some sort. She
hastened to assure me that nothing in the world, that I could have
brought, would be more welcome than what I had just given her!
Eva had not yet seen her decorated underclothes and these were now
displayed by Flossie with countless merry jokes and quaint remarks.
The pretty thought was highly appreciated and nothing would do but
our dressing Eva in the flowery garments. When this was done, Flossie
suggested a can-can, and the three of us danced a wild pas-de-trois
until the breath was almost out of our bodies. As we lay panting in
various unstudied attitudes of exhaustion, a ring was heard at the door
and Flossie, who was the only presentable one of the party went out to
answer the summons. She came back in a minute with an enormous
basket of Neapolitan violets. Upon our exclaiming at this
extravagance Flossie gravely delivered herself of the following
While delivering this amazing oration, Flossie had gradually
herself entirely naked. We both watched her movements in silent
admiration as she strewed the bed from end to end with the fragrant
blossoms, which filled the room with their delightful perfume. When
all was ready, she beckoned to Eva to lay herself on the bed,
whispering to her, though not so low but that I could hear.
'Imagine you are Danae. I'll trouble you for the size of Jupiter's
Just look at it!'-then much lower, but still audibly-'You're going to be
fucked, Eva darling, jolly well fucked! And I'm going to see you-
'Ah, a happy thought!' cried Flossie. 'If you would lie across the
with your legs hanging down, and Jack wouldn't mind standing up to
his work, I think I could be of some assistance to you both.'
The change was quickly made, a couple of pillows were slipped under
Eva's head, and Flossie, kneeling across the other's face, submitted her
cunt to be gamahuched by her friend's tongue which at once darted
amorously to its place within the vulva. Flossie returned the salutation
for a moment and then resting her chin upon the point just above Eva's
clitoris, called me to 'come on'. I placed myself in position and was
about to storm the breach when Flossie found the near proximity of my
yard to be too much for her feelings and begged to be allowed to
gamahuche me for a minute.
'After that, I'll be quite good,' she added to Eva, 'and will only watch.'
Needless to say I made no objection. The result, as was the case
most of Flossie's actions, was increased pleasure to everybody
concerned and to Eva as much as anyone inasmuch as the divine
sucking of Flossie's rosy lips and lustful tongue produced a sensible
hardening and lengthening of my excited member.
After performing this delightful service, she was for moving away,
sounds of dissent were heard from Eva, who flung her arms round
Flossie's thighs and drew her cunt down in closer contact with the
From my exalted position, I could see all that was going on and this
added enormously to the sensations I began to experience when
Flossie, handling my yard with deft fingers, dropped a final kiss upon
the nut, and then guided it to the now impatient goal. With eyes lit up
Flossie, taking in all this with eager eyes, became madly excited,
at last sprang from her kneeling position on the bed, and taking
advantage of an outward motion of my body, bent down between us,
and pushing the point of her tongue under Eva's clitoris, insisted on my
finishing the performance with this charming incentive added. Its
effect upon both Eva and myself was electric, and as her clitoris and
my prick shared equally in the contact of the tongue, we were not long
in bringing the entertainment to an eminently satisfactory conclusion.
The next item in the birthday programme was the exhibition of half a
dozen cleverly executed pen and ink sketches-Flossie's gift to Evashowing
the three of us in attitudes not to be found in the illustrations
of the 'Young Ladies Journal'. A discussion arose as to whether Flossie
had not been somewhat flattering to the longitudinal dimensions of
the present writer's member. She declared that the proportions were
'according to Cocker'-obviously, as she wittily said, the highest
authority on the question.
'Anyhow, I'm going to take measurements and then you'll see I'm
In the picture the length of Jack's prick is exactly one-third of the
distance from his chin to his navel. Now measuring the real article-
Hello! I say, Evie, what have you done to him!'
In point of fact, the object under discussion was feeling the
effects of his
recent exercise and had dropped to a partially recumbent attitude.
Eva, who was watching the proceedings with an air of intense
amusement called out:
The mere prospect of such a lodging imparted a certain amount of
vigour to Monsieur Jacques, who was thereupon introduced into the
delicious cleft of Flossie's adorable bosom, and in rapture at the touch
of the soft flesh on either side of him, at once began to assume more
'But he's not up to his full height yet,' said Flossie. 'Come and
Evie dear; stand behind Jack and frig him whilst I gamahuche him in
front. That's the way to get him up to conceit pitch! When I feel him
long and stiff enough in my mouth, I'll get up and take his measure.'
The success of Flossie's plan was immediate and complete, and when
the measurements were made, the proportions were found to be
exactly twenty-one and seven inches respectively, whilst in the
drawing they were three inches to one inch. Flossie proceeded to
execute a wild war-dance of triumph over this signal vindication of
her accuracy, winding up by insisting on my carrying her pick-a-back
round the flat. Her enjoyment of this ride was unbounded, as also was
mine, for besides the pleasure arising from the close contact of her
charming body, she contrived to administer a delicious friction to my
member with the calves of her naked legs.
On our return to the bedroom, Eva was sitting on the edge of the low
'Bring her to me here,' she cried.
I easily divined what was wanted, and carrying my precious burden
across the room, I faced round with my back to Eva. In the sloping glass
to the left, I could see her face disappear between the white rounded
buttocks, at the same moment that her right hand moved in front of me
and grasped my yard which it frigged with incomparable tenderness
and skill. This operation was eagerly watched by Flossie over my
shoulder, while she clung to me with arms and legs and rubbed herself
My feelings were now rapidly passing beyond my control, and I had to
implore Eva to remove her hand, whereupon Flossie, realizing the state
of affairs, jumped down from her perch, and burying my prick in her
sweet mouth, sucked and frigged me in such a frenzy of desire that she
had very soon drawn from me the last drop I had to give her.
A short period of calm ensued after this last ebullition, but
in too mad a mood today to remain long quiescent.
'Eva,' she suddenly cried, 'I believe I am as tall as you nowadays,
am quite sure my breasts are as large as yours. I'm going to measure
After Eva's height had been found to be only a short inch above
Flossie's, the latter proceeded to take the most careful and scientific
measurements of the breasts. First came the circumference, then the
diameter over the nipples, then the diameter omitting the nipples,
then the distance from the nipple to the upper and lower edges of the
hemispheres, and so on. No dry as dust old savant, staking his
reputation upon an absolutely accurate calculation of the earth's
surface, could have carried out his task with more ineffable solemnity
than did this merry child who, one knew, was all the time secretly
bubbling over with the fun of her quaint conceit.
The result was admitted to be what Flossie called it-'a moral victory'
for herself, inasmuch as half a square inch, or as Flossie declared,
'fifteen thirty-two-ths, 'was all the superiority of area that Eva could
'There's one other measurement I should like to have taken,' said
'because in spite of my ten years de plus and the fact that my cunt is
'Lovely!' cried Flossie. 'But Jack must be the judge. Here's the
Jack: fire away. Now, Evie, come and lie beside me on the edge of the
bed, open your legs, and swear to abide by the verdict!'
After a few minutes fumbling with the tape and close inspection of
parts in dispute, I retired to a table and wrote down the following,
which I pinned against the window curtain.
'Letchford v. Eversley
In compliance with your instructions I have this day surveyed the
private premises belonging to the above parties, and have now the
honour to submit the following report, plan, and measurements.
As will be seen from the plan, Miss Letchford's cunt is exactly 3 1/16
I may add that the premises appear to me to be thoroughly desirable
in both cases, and to a good, upright and painstaking tenant would
afford equally pleasant accommodation in spring, summer, autumn or
A small but well-wooded covert is attached to each, whilst an
admirable dairy is in convenient proximity.
With reference to the Eversley property, I am informed that it has
yet been occupied, but in view of its size and beauty, and the
undoubted charms of the surrounding country, I confidently anticipate
As the two girls stood with their hands behind their backs reading my
ultimatum, Flossie laughed uproariously, but I noticed that Eva looked
grave and thoughtful.
Had I written anything that annoyed her? I could hardly think so,
while I was meditating on the possibility, half resolved to put it to the
test by a simple question, Eva took Flossie and myself by the hand, led
us to the sofa and sitting down between us, said:
'Listen to me, you two dears! You, Flossie, are my chosen darling,
most beloved little friend. You, Jack, are Flossie's lover, and for her
sake as well as for your own, I have the greatest affection for you. You
both know all this. Well, I have not the heart to keep you from one
another any longer. Flossie, dear, I hereby absolve you from your
promise to me. Jack, you have behaved like a brick, as you are. Come
here tomorrow at your usual time and I think we shall be able to agree
upon a tenant for the Eversley property".'
This is not a novel of sentiment, and a description of what followed
would therefore be out of place. Enough to say that after one wild
irrepressible shriek of joy and gratitude from Flossie, the conversation
took a sober and serious turn, and soon afterwards we parted for the